Me: Yeah, so Egypt ordered all of the pigs in the country to be slaughtered.
Dave: Why!?
Me: Because of the Swine Flu.
Dave: What does the Swine Flu have to do with pigs?
Me: Where do you think the name, "Swine Flu" comes from?
Dave: It doesn't come from pigs, it comes from Mexicans.
Me: No. It started in Mexico but from pigs.
Dave: No it didn't. It comes from Mexicans and they're going to start calling it the Mexican Flu so there's no more confusion.
Me: Oh really?
Dave: That's what I heard.
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