Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Foreigners Are To Blame For One's Lot In Life

Dave: I was at the pharmacy the other day and this guy in front of me got two bags full of prescriptions and y'know what his co-pay was? Zero! I have to pay $40 for one medicine. This guy is like 60 and retired and he's only worked like 8 years in his life. And he was getting these meds to sell - I felt like reporting him. Foreigners get everything for free while guys like me get screwed. I live paycheck to paycheck and they get to freeload on my hard work.

Worker #3: What!? I'm a foreigner!

Dave: Yeah, foreigners are what's wrong with this country. They should all be rounded up and executed. Nazi, rah, rah.

Worker #3: Oh my god! They work twice as hard and get paid far less!

Dave: Yeah, that's what's wrong. They keep undercutting us and they're lazy. I think all people found here illegally should be put in front of a firing squad and shown on national television. That will send a message.

Me: Oh, oh, the ignorance!


Me: *texts key words to help write this blog*

Worker #3: I don't think you should post this.

Me: Why?

Worker #3: It's just too bad.

Me: Eh, we'll see.

1 comment:

  1. Eh. I have my own list of people who should be in front of a firing squad.