Dave has a weird relationship with his girlfriend. He talks often about how she doesn't love him and how he's going to buy a house and move out with his daughter. He kinda, really loves her, but not really.
Dave: I guess me asking her to marry me every day for the last year isn't working?
Worker #3: Did you buy her a diamond ring yet?
Worker#3: That's what you need to do.
Dave: I gave her a cigar wrapper once. Ha, ha, ha.
Worker #3: Oh my!
Me: That's going on the blog.
Worker #3: Ha, ha.