Thursday, April 16, 2009

One For The Road

The radio reported that the new WTC tower (or one of them) won't be completed until 2030.

Dave: 2030? I won't be around to see it. It's 25 years away and if I'm still alive I won't be with it.

Me: Heh heh heh.

Dave: Hey, if you were in that building when it started to come down what do you think would be going through your mind?

Me: Hmmm, most likely..

Dave: Because I'll tell you what would be going through my mind. I'd be looking for a woman to rape. I'd find the hottest piece of ass there and I'd chase her all over the office, ha ha ha. "Come here ya bitch! Don't fight it, you're gonna enjoy it," ha ha ha.

Me: What the fuck dude?

Dave: Ha ha ha ha.

Me: I was just gonna say that I would be in panic and maybe start believing in god.


  1. Seeing what he says in print form makes it terrifying. Hearing it in person makes me giggle and think about the blog I'm going to write.