Today we drove past a basketball court in Chinatown with a bunch of Chinese kids playing ball.
Dave: Oh yeah, today's a holiday. They have today off because of Passover.
Me: It's Good Friday, Dave.
Dave: No, it's Passover.
Me: I didn't know the Jewish faith was popular in China.
Dave: It's not, that's why it's so funny, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Me: It's Good Friday you know. The stock market is closed too. It's one of the few holidays they get.
Dave: I know. I'm gonna eat fish... or pussy that tastes like fish.