Friday, April 17, 2009

Some Of Dave's Best Friends Are

Dave: Do you think Worker #3 goes home and tells his wife how prejudiced and racist I am?

Me: I'm pretty sure he doesn't tell her anything.

Dave: You know I'm just kidding, I'm not prejudiced against anyone....... except black people.

Me: Ha, ok.

Dave: I have legitmate reason to hate them.

(remaining portion redacted - it's finally too bad)