Worker #3 and I worked together during the start of the week as Dave had called in sick and we had a conversation about someone we both knew whom we came to the conclusion, was a bully.
Worker #3 (to Dave): We came to the conclusion that he's just a bully.
Dave: Why? He's not big.
Me: Ha! What does his size have to do with him being a bully?
Dave: Because I'll knock him down with one whack.