Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Oh No, A Mexican!

Me: Yeah, so Egypt ordered all of the pigs in the country to be slaughtered.

Dave: Why!?

Me: Because of the Swine Flu.

Dave: What does the Swine Flu have to do with pigs?

Me: Where do you think the name, "Swine Flu" comes from?

Dave: It doesn't come from pigs, it comes from Mexicans.

Me: No. It started in Mexico but from pigs.

Dave: No it didn't. It comes from Mexicans and they're going to start calling it the Mexican Flu so there's no more confusion.

Me: Oh really?

Dave: That's what I heard.

1 comment:

  1. The more I read, the more I hate dumb people.