Dave: Whenever I get diagnosed with cancer I'm going after the people on my death list. They're coming with me.
Worker #3: Ha, am I on your death list?
Me: What about me?
Me: I know, it's -redacted-. It's gotta be -redacted-.
Dave: No, I only have 2 people on the list. I'm gonna make them suffer.
Me: C'mon Dave you gotta make it count.
Worker #3: Ha, ha. Yeah, make it count.
Dave: No, just those two.