Saturday, April 4, 2009

Death Comes Ripping

Dave: Whenever I get diagnosed with cancer I'm going after the people on my death list. They're coming with me.

Worker #3: Ha, am I on your death list?

Dave: No.

Me: What about me?

Dave: No.

Me: I know, it's -redacted-. It's gotta be -redacted-.

Dave: No, I only have 2 people on the list. I'm gonna make them suffer.

Me: C'mon Dave you gotta make it count.

Worker #3: Ha, ha. Yeah, make it count.

Dave: No, just those two.


  1. Y'know, I've got some Misfits VHS stuff in the basement. Don't know if it's Danzig or Graves. If I find it I'll send it along your way.

  2. Awesome. I love the Danzig Misfits. I love scavenging on youtube for their live stuff. Their shows were nuts.

    I only wish I had a VCR then. :D