We've been doing some back-breaking labor over the last few months digging bounds and as such, my muscles (arms especially) are getting big and defined.
Me: My muscles are getting really ripped doing this. My arms are getting bigger; more defined.
Dave: My main muscle is getting bigger, heh heh heh heh.
Me: *rolls eyes* What muscle is that?
Dave: This one! *tugs twice on his crotch* All veiny and bulging.
Me: Are you coming onto me?