Monday, April 6, 2009

Non-Kosher De-Hoodieing

Dave: I got 19 turkeys for Obeson's First Communion.

Me: Wow, that's a lot of turkeys.

Dave: Hey, if you have kids are you going to raise them Catholic?

Me: Oh, hell no. Fuck no.

Worker #3: Ha, ha, ha.

Me: I ain't having them baptized or any of that shit. Fuck that.

Dave: Are you going to have them circumcised?

Me: I don't know. That kinda seems barbaric.

Dave: It's just one more thing to wash.

Me: And I don't even know how to teach my kid how to clean it.

Dave: The people who don't get circumcised have the same doctors as pigs.

Worker #3: What!? I'm not circumcised. Am I a pig?

Dave: They're pigs.

Worker #3: What's wrong with this guy? I'm a pig? Should they round us up and put us down?

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