Dave: Y'know, most people tend to view me as stupid.
Me: You don't say.
Dave: Yeah, but it's all an act.
Me: No way.
Dave: That way I have the advantage. They let their guard down and then, BAM! I hit them when they're not looking, heh heh heh.
Me: That's amazing.
Dave: Yeah they never see it com........ AWWWWW. I locked us out of the van again.
Me: What the fuck is your problem!!!? That's the third fucking time you've done this today.
Dave: Awwww, I'm just a big dummy!
Me: Yeah! You are!
Dave: Awww! I'll break in again.
Me: Don't fucking do that again! Seriously! How many fucking times are you going to do this!?
Dave: I won't do it again.
(Editor's note: Dave continued to lock us out of the van at least 30 times or more in the following months.)