Every day we meet at Dave's parking spot near the highway and it's usually at the same time some woman parks next to Dave. Dave chats her up every day and Friday was no exception.
Worker #3: Who's that?
Dave: Just some woman.
Worker #3: Do you know her?
Dave: No, I just want to lick her pussy.
Worker #3: Ha!
Dave: Actually, I want to see how she shaves. Does she have the Hitler or the Telly Savalas. Or maybe she has the back woodsman; all bushy and gross. One time I was with this girl when I pulled down her panties her bush was all like BOOM!! I got the shaving cream and scccrrrrrr and broke out my razor, ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Me: This is brilliant.