Friday, April 3, 2009

400 Fucking Pounds Of Ding

Today, Dave retold a story I've heard a few times after we were discussing Worker #3's door dings on his personal vehicle.

Dave: I pulled into Walmart once and I'm sitting there in my truck which I just had painted for (some ungodly sum). I feel a bang, and my truck shakes. And then another bang and my truck shakes again. Then bang again and now I get out to see what's going on. There's this big, fat, fucking 400 pound bitch trying to get out of her car. I said, "What the fuck are you doing?" and she said, "I'm going to shop at Walmart." Well I almost lost my fucking mind. I showed her the dings on my truck and she turned around and walked into Walmart. I called 911. The police came and while they were filing the report she came back and they questioned her. She said she didn't do that damage but I had her charged. When I told her what I paid for the paint job she said, "Well it's your fault for paying so much." I got the whole side repainted and blamed her for some other areas, heh, heh, heh. I wanted to say, "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU PARK HERE WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN PARKED IN THE GRAZING AREA YOU FUCKING COW!" I actually held back because I had my daughter with me. If she wasn't there my eyes would have crossed.

2 comments:

  1. I have to admit I feel some empathy for Dave on this one. I can't freaking stand it when people open thier car doors into my car, make me nuts. But the fact that he blamed her for other damage too is not right, and then the way he would have talked to her if his daughter wasn't there is not okay.

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  2. Eh, I do too. I feel more empathy for Worker #3. I think his dings were done on purpose which is just wrong more so because it's his personal vehicle and not a company vehicle.

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