Sunday, March 29, 2009

Stabbing Westward

I had recently bought a utility knife and had a chance to use it when we needed to cut some fabric on Friday but Dave stopped me.

Dave: Don't use your knife on that you'll ruin it.

Me: What am I supposed to use it for then?

Dave: You wanna keep it smooth so you can stab someone in a fight. Then whatcha do is you bang the knife on a curb or something and ding it up so forensics won't match. You get away with murder but you gotta make it count.

Me: You've been thinking long and hard about this.

Dave: He he he, yeah. *smiles*

Me: Good to know.

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