Sunday, March 15, 2009

About a 15 year old girl found dead in a pond

Dave: What the fuck!? Why did her parents let her out at that hour?

Me: She was at a sleepover Dave.

Dave: I always know where my kids are!

Me: Yeah, she was at a sleepover.

Dave: What kind of parents let their kids go to a sleepover?

Me: *silence*

Dave: Why did the other parents let her leave in the middle of the night?

Me: Really!?

Dave: Yeah.

Me: *silence*

Dave: *silence*

Me: *silence*

Dave: So how did she end up in that pond? Maybe she was kidnapped and then raped and thrown in the pond.

Me: Having some fantasies there Dave?

Dave: NO!

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