Dave: What the fuck!? Why did her parents let her out at that hour?
Me: She was at a sleepover Dave.
Dave: I always know where my kids are!
Me: Yeah, she was at a sleepover.
Dave: What kind of parents let their kids go to a sleepover?
Dave: Why did the other parents let her leave in the middle of the night?
Dave: So how did she end up in that pond? Maybe she was kidnapped and then raped and thrown in the pond.
Me: Having some fantasies there Dave?