Dave: What the fuck!? Why are they playing for other countries?
Me: That's we're they're from. They're playing for their home countries.
Dave: They should play for America. Why isn't David Ortiz playing for America?
Me: He is from the Dominican Republic. I don't even know if he's an American citizen.
Dave: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT AN AMERICAN!?
Me: I'm not sure about him Dave, but most of the participants aren't citizens.
Dave: THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING IN OUR COUNTRY.
Me: They're playing baseball. What the fuck do you think they're doing?
Dave: That ain't right.
Dave: If you come to our country you speak English or get the fuck out.
Me: Ok Dave.