About several Red Sox players playing in the WBC

Dave: What the fuck!? Why are they playing for other countries?

Me: That's we're they're from. They're playing for their home countries.

Dave: They should play for America. Why isn't David Ortiz playing for America?

Me: He is from the Dominican Republic. I don't even know if he's an American citizen.

Dave: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT AN AMERICAN!?

Me: I'm not sure about him Dave, but most of the participants aren't citizens.

Dave: THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING IN OUR COUNTRY.

Me: They're playing baseball. What the fuck do you think they're doing?

Dave: That ain't right.

Me: Why?

Dave: If you come to our country you speak English or get the fuck out.

Me: Ok Dave.