Dave: What the fuck!? I thought we fought the British so we didn't have to pay them taxes!?
Me: Uh, we're not paying them taxes.
Dave: Yeah, now we're paying our own jerks.
Me: Yeah, and it's keeping us employed right now.
Dave: Pretty soon people aren't going to stand for this anymore. Boston Tea Party.
Me: What?
Dave: We revolutioned once and it's gonna happen again.
Me: Are you on crack?
Dave: What?
Me: Are you on crack?
Dave: Why?
Me: *chuckles*
Dave: We revolutioned once and it's going to happen again. I'm ready to start a militia.
Me: Ok, Dave.
Dave: It won't happen in my lifetime but it's coming.
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