Today we were traveling down a two way street behind a short school bus that was driving incredibly slow and lurching out into the other lane and then toward the curb, and back and forth with several stops.
Me: What the fuck is he doing?
Dave: He hasn't had his 8 shots of blackberry brandy yet. He's got the shakes. I fucking hate bus drivers! But school bus drivers are the worst. The only reason they have their shit job is because they haven't gotten a DUI yet but it's just a matter of time.
Bonus racism today.
Dave: Smile so I can see ya. That is one dark colored nigger.
Bonus Dave being smart. He went on at length about AIG and corrected me on a point about the bonuses. I was stunned. He also forced me to learn how to use a plumb bob correctly which I figured out after failing miserably and him showing me the proper technique.