Friday, March 27, 2009

Nom, nom, nom.

Discussing my bizarre behavior after being woken up on the couch from a sitting, sleeping position last night -

Dave: My girlfriend falls asleep on the couch at least a few times a week. I don't even bother waking her anymore to bring her to bed because she gets cranky. I just remove her pants and panties and lick her pussy; she doesn't even notice.


  1. Doing it wrong.
    Is all I have to say.

  2. I second the above comment. That was my first reaction. Hehe.

  3. Is it safe to assume that Dave has some sort of criminal record?

  4. Why, yes he does.

    I mean, no comment.