Discussing my bizarre behavior after being woken up on the couch from a sitting, sleeping position last night -
Dave: My girlfriend falls asleep on the couch at least a few times a week. I don't even bother waking her anymore to bring her to bed because she gets cranky. I just remove her pants and panties and lick her pussy; she doesn't even notice.
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Doing it wrong.
ReplyDeleteIs all I have to say.
I second the above comment. That was my first reaction. Hehe.
ReplyDeleteIs it safe to assume that Dave has some sort of criminal record?
ReplyDeleteWhy, yes he does.
ReplyDeleteI mean, no comment.