Dave: Fuck Stephanie! Fuck her! Who the fuck is she?
Me: She's Stephanie Miller, radio host. It's my wife's favorite show.
Dave: Well fuck her! Fuck Stephanie! I'll fuck her!
Dave: I don't know why the fuck you listen to AM radio. Why the fuck do you listen to AM radio?
Me: Why the fuck do you listen to the classic rock station?
Dave: Because it's good and not boring!
Me: You're old.
Dave: Yeah I am.