Dave: So are you gonna be sad when the Boston Globe shuts down?
Me: Yeah. I read it everyday. What the hell am I going to read in the bathroom now? I'm not gonna read the Herald.
Dave: I used to have a real problem with reading the newspaper. I had to get it every day and read it from front to back just like you.
Me: Oh, that's a problem?
Dave: Yeah it is. I was finally able to wean myself off and now I don't give a fuck what's going on.