Sunday, May 3, 2009

All The News That's Fit To Ignore

Dave: So are you gonna be sad when the Boston Globe shuts down?

Me: Yeah. I read it everyday. What the hell am I going to read in the bathroom now? I'm not gonna read the Herald.

Dave: I used to have a real problem with reading the newspaper. I had to get it every day and read it from front to back just like you.

Me: Oh, that's a problem?

Dave: Yeah it is. I was finally able to wean myself off and now I don't give a fuck what's going on.

Me: *snort*

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