Dave: How was it?
Me: Oh it was great. It was so fucking gory and I love that shit. In one scene the elderly, Neo-Nazi cannibal takes a pair of loppers and cuts some guy's tendon's behind his ankle.
Me: Yeah I almost puked in my mouth.
Dave: That's the achilles right?
Dave: They say if you cut them you'll never be able to walk again for life.
Me: Or run.
Dave: It's like that story, Davey And Goliath. Davey took down Goliath - a giant - by hitting him in the ankle with a slingshot.
Me: Oh right.
Dave: I don't know, I think that's a fallacy. Hitting someone in the ankle?
Me: You're probably right.
Dave: I think it would be a good idea for Myth Busters.
Me: You should suggest it to them.
Dave: Nah, I don't fucking care that much.... Hey, do you know how Dunkin' Donuts sponsors Dustin Pedroia?
Me: No, I had no idea.
Dave: Yeah, they've been sponsoring him for two years.
Me: Oh okay, I had no idea.
Dave: Yeah, so they have this new commercial, right. Pedroia's out in a field and he's sipping a coffee and tossing a ball up in the air over and over - minding his own business.
Dave: And this big giant comes out to the field and because he's drinking a Dunkin's with a turbo shot he's able to hit a baseball into the gian't head and knock him out.
Me: Oh! Okay I know which commercial you're talking about now.
Dave: Yeah. But why did he hit him in the head? He's supposed to hit the giant in the ankle.
Me: I think it's definitely time to go to Myth Busters.