Me: Hey, you know the Dali Lama is in town?
Worker #3: Yeah he was down in Foxboro.
Me: Yeah and he was wearing a Patriots' hat.
Worker #3: I saw that.
Dave: WHO. THE FUCK. IS THAT? Douchebag Lama? Or whatever the fuck you just said.
Me: He's the leader of the world's Tibetan Buddhists.
Dave: Huh?
Me: He's also the leader of the Tibetan government in-exile.
Dave: Whatever the fuck that is.
Me: And China wants him dead.
Dave: Why?
Me: Because China likes killing people.
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