Dave: Hey, the guy is dressed like a pirate.
Me: The driver?
Me: I want to see one of the other duck boats pull along side it and board it.
Dave: Ha, right.
Me: Have the tourists walk the plank.
Dave: We should do that. Put a ladder from the rack of our van to their boat.
Me: We can use our machetes as swords.
Dave: We can rob them; take all of their wallets and make them jump in the Charles River. Then we'll leave them in the water and blow up the boat.
Me: Oh, the places you'll go.