Dave: So, do you want to meet me for a drink around 4?
Dave's Girlfriend: I think that could work but, where are you now?
Dave: I'm at work.
Dave's Girlfriend: You're out of work now aren't you!? You always do this!
Me: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Dave: Ha, Sniffa's laughing at you!
Dave's Girlfriend: I'm on speaker phone!?
Dave: Yeah, why wouldn't you be?
Dave's Girlfriend: I'll talk to you later. *click*
Dave: See? Didn't I tell you how she is? She's got the bleeding this week so she's all worried that I'm out cheating on her.
Me: Ha ha, the bleeding!?
Dave: Yeah, her period. She thinks I'm going to be off fucking other women because she has her period.