Me: Oh yeah?
Dave: Yeah, they make you look like a fag.
Dave: I'm just kidding, they look good on you.
Me: I know.
Dave: I just can't stand sideburns on me or hair on my face. It's strange too because I used to have long unkempt hair flowing past my shoulders.
Me: I can see that with you rocking the flat top but the goatee doesn't bother you?
Dave: That's different.