I keep progressive talk radio on the station while we work and it drives Dave insane.
Dave: I don't know HOW, you listen to this CRAP!!!
Me: I don't know how you can keep asking me that every day.
Dave: It's A.M. fucking radio! That went out in the fifties!
Me: Oh, did it now?
Dave: Actually, it's a good thing you keep it on; it makes me a little bit smarter.
Me: That's a good thing.