El Scorcho

Not too much material today but Dave did have a discussion about his wanting to marry his girlfriend and her not feeling the same.

Dave: Yeah, I want to marry her but she doesn't want to marry me.

Worker #3: I told you, get the diamond ring. Get down on your knees and ask her - she will not say no.

Dave: I'll put it on my dick and tell her to get on her knees. I'll tell her to suck my dick and say, "Hey, there's a surprise for you down there."

Me: What size are her fingers?