Me: Okay you know about the arrest of the professor in Cambridge right?
Me: Well this guy called him a, "banana eating jungle monkey."
Dave: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Me: He sent this in an email to a reporter for the Boston Globe and the fucking retard forwarded it to his colleagues in the police and his National Guard unit.
Dave: That's funny.
Me: He's going to lose his job over it.
Dave: That ain't right.
Dave: Because that guy was just a pre-racist looking for a racial thing.
Me: Pre-racist? What the fuck is that?
Dave: How the fuck am I supposed to know!?
Dave: I just think the guy was out looking for something racial so he could start trouble.
Me: Oh yeah?
Dave: Dumb nigger.
Me: Oh dear.