Showing posts with label Ignorant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ignorant. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

And That's One To Grow On

Dave: Unintelligible - that's so gay. Oh wait, I'm not supposed to say that.

Me: What?

Dave: "That's so gay." It's not... correct or something. You know that commercial telling kids that saying, "that's so gay," is wrong.

Me: It is wrong.

Dave: Why?

Me: Because it's offensive.

Dave: To who? Gay people?

Me: Yes, as well as their friends, family, and so on.

Dave: Why? It means happy.

Me: Oh, is that how you use it or how your kids use it?

Dave: No, you're right. Are you offended by it?

Me: Yes, I'm offended every time you say that.

Dave: Sorry.

Editor's note: Dave used that phrase more than usual after this conversation and made a big show of apologizing either before or after using it.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

About a lesbian at his gym

Dave: Yeah, so the girl who massages me at the gym is a dyke.

Me: Wow! That's amazing!

Dave: Full blown even.

Me: *eye daggers*

Dave: And it's too bad too 'cuz she's cute. I'd do her.

Me: Her loss Dave, her loss.

Dave: Yeah.