Douchebag Lama

Me: Hey, you know the Dali Lama is in town?

Worker #3: Yeah he was down in Foxboro.

Me: Yeah and he was wearing a Patriots' hat.

Worker #3: I saw that.

Dave: WHO. THE FUCK. IS THAT? Douchebag Lama? Or whatever the fuck you just said.

Me: He's the leader of the world's Tibetan Buddhists.

Dave: Huh?

Me: He's also the leader of the Tibetan government in-exile.

Dave: Whatever the fuck that is.

Me: And China wants him dead.

Dave: Why?

Me: Because China likes killing people.