A New Hope

I keep progressive talk radio on the station while we work and it drives Dave insane.

Dave: I don't know HOW, you listen to this CRAP!!!

Me: I don't know how you can keep asking me that every day.

Dave: It's A.M. fucking radio! That went out in the fifties!

Me: Oh, did it now?

Dave: Actually, it's a good thing you keep it on; it makes me a little bit smarter.

Me: That's a good thing.

Dave: Yeah.

Radio Free Boston

Radio: Thank you for listening, this has been the Stephanie Miller Show.

Dave: Fuck Stephanie! Fuck her! Who the fuck is she?

Me: She's Stephanie Miller, radio host. It's my wife's favorite show.

Dave: Well fuck her! Fuck Stephanie! I'll fuck her!

Me: *snort*

Dave: I don't know why the fuck you listen to AM radio. Why the fuck do you listen to AM radio?

Me: Why the fuck do you listen to the classic rock station?

Dave: Because it's good and not boring!

Me: You're old. 

Dave: Yeah I am.