About the Iraqi shoe thrower, Muntadher al-Zaidi

Dave: Why did he do that?

Me: Because we invaded his country and fucked their shit up?

Dave: But I thought they wanted our help?

Me: *laughter*

Dave: What?

Me: Really?

Dave: What the fuck, we're there to help them.

Me: He's upset we invaded their country and destroyed their infrastructure as well as murdering their people.

Dave: What the fuck? If they don't want our help we should just leave. Why are we still there if they're so ungrateful?

Me: Good question, Dave.

Dave: If they don't appreciate our help we should just leave and let them rebuild their own fucking country. Why should we have to pay for that shit?

Me: Good point.

Dave: Exactly!

Me: Right. Now, let's get back to work.