A Beautiful Mind

Dave: Y'know, most people tend to view me as stupid.

Me: You don't say.

Dave: Yeah, but it's all an act.

Me: No way.

Dave: That way I have the advantage. They let their guard down and then, BAM! I hit them when they're not looking, heh heh heh.

Me: That's amazing.

Dave: Yeah they never see it com........ AWWWWW. I locked us out of the van again.

Me: What the fuck is your problem!!!? That's the third fucking time you've done this today.

Dave: Awwww, I'm just a big dummy!

Me: Yeah! You are!

Dave: Awww! I'll break in again.

Me: Don't fucking do that again! Seriously! How many fucking times are you going to do this!?

Dave: I won't do it again.

(Editor's note: Dave continued to lock us out of the van at least 30 times or more in the following months.)